The Heat of Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch
What happens when rich kids scuffle and attack each other under the nosy lenses of the paparazzi? Voila, instant five minutes of fame and lines and lines of slur worthy of a slander case. This occurred when oil heir Brandon Davis, while coming out from a club, together with hotel heiress Paris Hilton tipsily faced the paparazzi’s meddlesome cameras and start firing spiteful and sexual slurs against another party princess in the name of Lindsay Lohan. Brandon Davis repeatedly called Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch, while Paris Hilton is laughing her head off at the slur made by his friend.
Lindsay Lohan firecrotch stemmed from a tipsy Davis lashing out spiteful insults to Lindsay Lohan which ranges from her personal hygiene and the amount of wealth she has, Davis said in his bizarre outburst “”I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel, in New York.” This is just the tip of the scandal, Davis, who once dated actress Mischa Barton, continued his rage calling Lindsay Lohan firecrotch, which firecrotch refers to the actress’ private part, Davis unstoppable in saying “She has the stinkiest, sweatiest, orange (bleep) anyone has ever seen; she wants me to see it, but it sh*ts out freckles; it’s orange and it smells like diarrhea, so (bleep) off,” it really gets offensive that it was bleeped on the tape, where one could just figure out how nasty and offensive his words are. What really makes this scenario worst is Paris Hilton is giving her usual biatch laughing manner and at times whispering something, while his trolly friend lambasted Lindsay Lohan.
In finale the oil heir no more (yes, Brandon Davis was cut off from his finances by his family until he went through treatment of his alcohol and cocaine addictions) fumed “She is a firecrotch, with freckles coming out of her vagina, and a clitoris that is seven feet long.” All referring to La Lohan’s private part. And it seems that brat pack of Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis has a good time with all that has been said. The said incident made Brandon Davis famous for five minutes and could own the copyright to the term Lindsay Lohan firecrotch.
TMZ.com, the owner of the fire crotch slur video tape reports that La Lohan received a personal call from Brandon Davis making an apology for his unruly and nasty behavior. Lindsay Lohan firecrotch elicited so much discussion all over the world which sympathized with Lindsay and many lashes out the brattiness of Paris and Brandon calling them brats who depend on mommy and daddy for support to their wild ways and even calling them names and the like. Oh well, showbiz is showbiz, cat fights, scuffles, public brawls, lewd behavior, and a word war like this certainly makes these celebrity the talk of the town and definitely adding some big bucks to their over large accounts, and another portfolio in their overly large ego.
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